I love Glee. A television program that sings showtunes= my personal little piece of happiness. The only issue I have with this show is named LEA MICHELE or Princess Lea as she is now being called. The Princess of WHAT?? She is a princess of jack!!! She is the Queen of Passionless singing! How many Streisand songs are you people going to let her destroy?? HOW MANY??? "Don't Rain on My Parade" irked me, but I got over it, and now you dared to have her sing something from YENTL??!! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! STOP THIS INSANITY!!
You know who should be singing Streisand songs? STREISAND.
If I wanted to continue to be subjected to passionless self contained self absorbed singing I would put on a Patti Lupone record. That's right I said it! YOU ARE THE PATTI LUPONE OF THIS GENERATION LEA!! You think you are better than you are and have some crazy undeserved sense of self importance. Aah but alas this is not entirely your fault. No it is also the fault of the staff of Glee and your insane fans who keep telling you that you are wonderful. You are wonderfully passionless.
I do not want to hear you sing another Streisand song EVER AGAIN!!! ARE YOU LISTENING LEA? I would rather sit through a movie starring Kevin Costner and Angelina Jolie whose script was written by 4 year olds than to ever hear you belt out another Streisand song without any sense of passion. Did you watch Fame? Did you see the scene with Megan Mullally where she told that girl that she needed to understand what she was singing about. If you didn't then you should. You can't just sing just to sing because you have lungs of steel. PASSION PASSION PASSION!!
Oh and if you think I am just going to stand idly by while your passionless singing graces a Broadway performance that I am attending, then you are a complete nut job!!! I will BOO and quite possibly for the first time in my life as a theater goer be thrown out of a performance.
Until you learn to put some passion into your singing, I will consider you the Kathie Lee Gifford of Broadway.
Thank you.
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