As told by Sir Oliver.
WOOF WOOF HUMANS!!!
My mother doesn't believe in using the air conditioner unless it is crazy hot outside. Well one day this past week it was particularly hot, well I thought it was hot. I was panting and drooling and that little ball of hair called Zeus thought this would be a perfect time to cuddle.
Well Mom decided that she was going to take a cool shower in order to feel better about the heat. So I looked at Zeus and said "Why should Mom be the only one who gets to cool down?" Zeus said "Rock and Roll little man!" So we waited and Mother turned on the shower and adjusted the temperature and then went in search of a clean towel in the spare room. MEOW!!!! Hey peeps it's King Zeus! So this giant ball of slobber turns and says run for it! So in we ran into the bathroom and right into the tub. I of course stayed toward the back of shower, but my friend Ollie the Silly plopped down right under the stream of water. We were happy as can be and then Mother came in and pulled back the curtain and screamed. That no good dog got so scared that he stepped on me on his way out of the tub. That lady wouldn't stop yelling and sprayed me! SHE SPRAYED ME!! WHAT??!!! We bolted out of that bathroom. Crazy woman!! I don't know what the big deal was anyway. I was hot.
Anyway from the bedroom we could hear her mumbling about the dog and cat fur that was now all over her tub and how all she wanted to do was take a nice cool shower. Well Ollie said "Enough is enough" I started singing "Enough is enough is enough..." And he barked at me. Whatever! This little dog got brave and marched right back into that bathroom and poked his head into the shower. It was like a scene from Jaws..can you hear the music bum bum..bum bum...well I heard the music and watched in awe and horror. One little brown head with silly looking ears just poked right around the shower curtain and slowly attempted to climb into the tub. Suddenly there was a scream and this crazy bubble monster came out of the shower! I don't know what happened next because everything happened so fast.
WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! The bubble monster attacked!! That is what happened. The bubble monster sounded alot like Mom but I was pretty sure that it had eaten her and now was going to eat us. I tried to run but the monster was quick and scooped me up by the collar. I barked and scrambled, but it was no use. That hideous bubble monster had me and was about to turn me into a bubble monster too. Zeus just meowed and tried to run under the bed, but the bubble monster picked up the mattress and just grabbed him up. We were trapped in the bathroom with this bubble monster. The bubble creature just kept screaming "If you two wanted to get a bath, I would have given you a bath. YOU ARE GETTING A BATH NOW! LOOK AT MY FLOOR, JUST LOOK AT MY FLOOR..." I couldn't hear the rest because all I heard was water and Zeus screaming.
All I know is that when this whole thing was over, that lady didn't even give me a treat. What is that about??!! I got her back though...lol I took my wet self right out to her living room and shook all the water off of me!! That just resulted in her going back into the bathroom and slamming the door while screaming " I AM CLOSING THIS DOOR FROM NOW ON! DO YOU HEAR ME?"
That was the best day EVER!!! Right on little Dog!!!
Peace Sir Oliver and Zeus
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